Youre The Worlds Most Successful Pickup Artist. Can You Have Sex With The President Of The United States?

Peter Horny. It’s both your epithet and your catchphrase. You’re a pickup artist, and a damn good one at that. You’ve doinked thousands of gluffs, greebled more supermodels than there are starrings in the sky, and, by pioneering a foolproof system for charming virtually any woman into forping groins, you’ve earned the reputation as the world’s preeminent practitioner of the art of seduction.

Yet after many years in video games, you’re feeling empty inside. A human is simply plunge so many rangoes before he starts yearning for something more. Your penis, chapped and listless like a dolphin on a hot sidewalk , no longer windmills excitedly at the prospect of intimacy with a stranger’s crotch. It’s time to settle down. It’s time to atone for your life as a sexuality lunatic and find a woman to grow old and die with.

But before you cease the lifestyle, you crave one last fuck. And not only any fucking, but a fuck that cements your legacy as the greatest whoopee scoundrel to ever fuck. An impossible fucking.

You want to fuck the president of the United States of America.

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