Heartbreaking Innocence: This Middle School Kid Doesnt Realize That You Can 100% Lie Playing Never Have I Ever

Growing up is a tough experience, but sometimes, children can only be too innocent for their own good. One young man named Dan Brister, regrettably, knows that all too well: This middle school kid doesn’t is understood that you can 100 percentage lie playing Never Have I Ever.

Ugh. You gotta feel for Dan. This is the kind of thing you utterly detest to see.

Just a few minutes into his friend’s 13 th birthday party, sources say that Dan was unwittingly pulled into a game of Never Have I Ever and immediately put a thumb down when someone said, “Never have I ever had a crush on someone in this room.” Sadly, even though half the room was wholly lying, innocent little Dan still didn’t get the memo, and maintained putting thumb after finger down after people said they’d never eaten a booger, never gotten a boner at school, and ever seen their parents naked.

Damn, Dan’s face is turning bright ruby-red, and you can tell he doesn’t want people to think he’s a spaz, but he’s still playing the game 100 percent earnestly. This is just heartbreaking.

What’s worse, after putting down his thumb for “never have I ever shit my gasps, ” Dan reportedly tried to cut the tension by telling the whole story about how he got sick driving home from Yellowstone and his dad made him shampoo out the car afterwards. And worst of all, Dan outed himself as a lip virgin while his crush sat merely three feet away, even though everyone thought he’d kissed them at a different party during 7 Minutes In Heaven.

Jesus, Dan.

Man, this kid is playing this play so honestly that it’s almost unbearable to watch. Let’s hope he catches on soon or someone’s mom calls everyone upstairs so video games finally comes to an objective!

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